TheBrokenBird
Mein Name ist Ivi und ich wohne in Deutschland. Möchtegernkünstlerin aller Kunstrichtungen. I speak German, English, Frensh, Russian and I'd love to learn Finish. (If you can speak Finish, just text me! *-*) OM Mani Padme Hum. <3 Hit Counter
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"1) Learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dresses by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone.
2) Get on a long plane ride. Look out the window. Understand the immensity of our world. Understand your insignificance. Understand your absolute importance.
3) Press the send button. If you don’t say it now, you never will.
4) Do not sneer at happiness or roll your eyes at sadness. Be aware that apathy is not healthy.
5) You are more than the amount of people who want to have sex with you.
6) That pit in your stomach when he doesn’t text you back, it shouldn’t be there. No one should be able to control you like that.
7) Shopping is cathartic. Buy the shoes and deal with one-ply toilet paper for a while.
8) It will get better, but it will never be perfect. Learn to live through the small moments of happiness. When they disappear, remember they will resurface.
9) I promise that cookie will not change anything (except that it will make you smile).
10) Please, please, take care of yourself. You are everything to somebody. You are everything to your self. That alone is enough."
things to remember, -n.m. (via thegirlwithfernweh)
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irresisting:

healingx:

wtgeoff:

daft-pun:

The Breakfast Club, then and now.

This is amazing

I couldn’t not reblog this.

(q’d - have a good day cutie x)
irresisting:

healingx:

wtgeoff:

daft-pun:

The Breakfast Club, then and now.

This is amazing

I couldn’t not reblog this.

(q’d - have a good day cutie x)
irresisting:

healingx:

wtgeoff:

daft-pun:

The Breakfast Club, then and now.

This is amazing

I couldn’t not reblog this.

(q’d - have a good day cutie x)
irresisting:

healingx:

wtgeoff:

daft-pun:

The Breakfast Club, then and now.

This is amazing

I couldn’t not reblog this.

(q’d - have a good day cutie x)
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"Be in love with your life, every detail of it."
Jack Kerouac (via purplebuddhaproject)
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amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 
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tastefullyoffensive:

Bitchception. [x]
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